Well this will be brief. I just wanted to give you a quick recap of the Beerlympics from Saturday. Once again we didn’t win. However, we did do pretty well considering we had a teammate bail at the last minute, as well as his alternate. We ended up getting there about 30 minutes before it started and frantically calling everyone we could think of to try and get a fourth team member. I eventually had an announcement made on the mic that we were one short and if anyone was spectating that wanted to play, they should come on down. Thankfully, someone did. I cant remember your name bro, but to the guy in the Miami Marlins hat, good job.
We decided to go to quarters first since it was the closest event. We ended up going 3-1, so a pretty good start. Turns out the team we played lost every event, and that was their last. We then went to flip-cup, which worked out because there wasn’t a line. Funny thing is, as soon as we were ready to play our new partner, lets call him Marlin, went missing. 15 minutes later he shows up complaining about how long the bathroom line was. We all believe the truth to be he was dropping a deuce. We ended up going 3-1 on flip-cup as well, and the one we did lose was crazy close. This would come back to haunt us, as we missed out on the bonus points for a sweep.
So on to the final event, Beer Pong. The wait time was ridiculous. While waiting we did learn of the passing of Whitney Houston, and got to watch some drunkards sing along to the music. We drank a few beers, and waited some more. When we eventually did get called to play, it was almost time to turn in the score cards. I don’t remember the name of the team we played, but two of the four needed a throat chop. I’m not sure what was worse, their stupid f’n dancing between every made shot, or her lack of ability to listen to the rules and follow instructions. We won both games games, one by two cups, and the other by four. Too bad when I turned in our score cards I shorted us by reporting three instead of four; not sure if it would have mattered or not.
So another Beerlympics comes and goes without a trip to the finals. We will be ready for the Summer edition. I need a hookup on t-shirt screen printing if someone reading this knows of someone/somewhere.